... but I love this:
If you wanna help people stay in line on election day (or right now if there's early voting where you are), you could show up with umbrellas
, hot coffee/cold water, lawn chairs, etc. Last time, lines in Ohio were 8 hours long. The Republicans are hoping people give up and go home. We've gotta hope they don't.
Samuel L. Jackson voices a No On Prop 8 ad: